I spent most of my High School career at High Tech High International, where I got a scholarship for a program which focused on preparing for a job that involves traveling and meeting people all over the world. My immersion trips were to Italy and Ireland. When applying for college, I applied for Harvard, Yale, and Oxford. However, my computer ate my application when I was halfway through writing it, and I had to start over. Fortunately, I was accepted to Oxford, which was my first choice, so I headed over to England and attended Oxford. I switched between lots of majors and minors, including writing books, theatre, play writing, movie writing, international affairs, etc. I applied for a scholarship and received a partial scholarship that paid for a third of my tuition. My college fund paid for a bit more of it, and I started writing an opinion column in a small newspaper to pay for college. Someone from a citywide newspaper saw my column and liked it, so they asked me to do a little weekly blurb on local government for the Oxfordian.
Meanwhile, I was taking a class on archaeology and enjoying it greatly. I thought that if I ever got into archaeology I would work in Italy or Africa.
I applied for a job as one of the book reviewers for the London Times. I didn’t get it, but after the person who got the job was temporarily disabilitated in a tragic incident involving a stick of gum, I moved in to fill his place. The first book I reviewed was a new book out by Ian Lifton, who was at that time running for office in the British Parliament. In the review, I commented on Lifton’s extraordinary environmental plan, but I dismissed his ideas about going to war with Zimbabwe in order to get their oil. I became an active extremist against his ideals about war, vocalizing my opinion with all the press I could get.
Naturally, Lifton’s men eventually came and tried to pay me to keep quiet, but when I reported this in my column it spawned much doubt in the public’s mind about the trustworthiness of this candidate. Of course Ian Lifton lost the election, and I was satisfied.
Someone from an International Surveying company came to me and asked for an interview. I took a job with them after I finished college. With their funds, I traveled all over the world to survey people and document various cultures all over. I worked as their documentarian for a bit, and they paid me large sums of money for it. Unfortunately, I lost a quarter of my money in the stock market crash of ’17, but I still had enough to finally settle down in a nice cottage in the hills of Southern Ireland. This lifestyle didn’t satisfy me enough, however, so I began traveling again, this time mainly throughout Europe. I traveled abroad for several years, returning home to Ireland every once in a while.
Now I was 28. In Italy I met my wife, and we moved to Venice and had two kids, Rosetta and Ronaldo. I started working at an esteemed publishing house, which allowed me to occasionally travel far to find budding authors.
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YAY, nice Sam. But the part about thecomputer eating your file was somewhat irrelevant. Unless it holds some great bearing on your life, you should leave it out. Maybe you could add that after it ate your file, it ate you too. That would certainly put a certain twist to your life's path...
nevermind. Anyway, cool. I think you have a great future as an Oxfordian newspaper scribe.
Are you married? Are you going to graduate school? Where are you going to live? Do you live in England? Are you just writing for the Oxfordian?
Tell us more about your travels. Any life changing experiences?
What's your future after Oxford?
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